Paradigms of what you should never do

I never imagined that such a surrealist conversation could ever happen! Some days ago, while I was in Norway for Førdefestivalen (that has been awesome, as usual), a message arrived to me by WhatsApp, that produced this conversation. Reed and we will talk more below:

ORIGINAL

TRANSLATION INTO ENGLISH. THE PUNCTUATION MARKS ARE LIKE IN THE ORIGINAL:

He: Hello.

He: Good day pleased

He: I think you are manager of artists?

Me: http://www.mapamundimusica.com/en/unirte/

He: ???

He: I want to talk with you I don´t want to enter in the link

Me: You have everything explained there.

He: I will check

He: Done

He: The true is that I’d like…

He: your support

He: giving me an advice.

Me: Request an online session at info@mundimapa.com

He: But I have you here.

He: Are you bussy?

He: ?

Me: You don´t have me. I don´t work for you for free. Do you understand?

He: If you don´t have time I understand.

He: You are a successful woman.

He: I appreciate that I just wanted a couple of words

Me: Do you think I can be giving advices to anybody that I don´t even know who he/she is, just because he/she sends me a wasap?

He: Thank you.

He: No I understand.

He: Don´t worry.

He: I admire your work.

He: Greetings ?

Me: If you want anything, I tell you to request an appointment for an online session. Thank you, greetings.

He: So pretty and so embittered.

He: ??

Me: Go to hell, I don´t know who you are but you are an asshole. See you never, piece of machista bullshit.

He: Your eyes are wonderful.

He: You are really beautiful.

He: ??

He: I say it with respect.

He: I am not machista or anything like that.

He: I see in you a special woman what kind of music do you like?

He: My name is XXXXX

He: XXXX (surname)

He: I am a singer and composer from XXXX (country)

He: I just wanted to know if you have any contact that works as Manager of artists of contemporary romantic music.

He: To send him/her my songs and for him/her to advice me on how to make my music known.

He: And we might work together with that contact and develope a project.

He: I share you one of my songs in case you want to listen written and sang by me.

He: deleted message (it was removed automatically when I banned him later)

He: Well thank you for ignoring me.

He: I just thought that someone like you would pay me attention ?

He: Anyway have a nice day.

It really looks almost incredible but it is like that, copied and pasted from WhatsApp. I would not be able to imagine such a shameful conversation. It seems that this person is not the sharpest tool in the box to treat like this someone from who you want to get some help, but let’s make some more reflections:

  1. Do you think that he would have treated a man like that, as considering that he must dedicate his time, just for the sake of it and without a doubt? Machismo is that we are beaten and violated, but it is also machismo the fact that it is considered that we are available for the others, without considering the same for men.
  2. Do you think it makes sense to use WhatsApp to search for collaboration and help, without even adding a profile picture?
  3. Do you think it makes sense to start a conversation like this and to introduce yourself only after the other person has told you to go to hell because of your impertinences?
  4. Do you think it makes sense to adulate the eyes of a woman that you don´t know and who doesn´t know you, and with who you are suppossed to be willing to collaborate professionally? Machismo is also that get are reified as if we were objects of decoration.
  5. Do you think it makes sense to ask a person with who you want to collaborate about music, and who you are suppossed to admire so much, and who has explained everywhere in the Internet what is the music she works with, that what music does she like?

I am sure that you are not a calf like this but, nevertheless, if you want us to analyse together how are you communicating with the people with you want to collaborate with or from who you want to get their attention, as well as to avoid some common mistakes, ask me for an online appointment at info@mundimapa.com. Thanks for your attention 🙂

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